accidnet:

perhaps the best tweet to ever be produced

accidnet:

perhaps the best tweet to ever be produced

(via r1deout)


leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

(via shitforbrains)


grilledcheese4evr:

petalpunx:

stay away from people who make you feel like you are hard to love

This is the most important thing I have ever read.

(via wildebears)


(via extrasad)


EVERY INCH OF MY BODY IS FAT AND GROSS AND UGLY AND I HATE IT

(via dead-is-mypainkiller)


times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

(via thetremblingofmyhand)


doodooprincess:

a big dog and a little dog

doodooprincess:

a big dog and a little dog

(via foreveralone-lyguy)


condommodel:

this is still my fav

condommodel:

this is still my fav

(via vvankinq)


rachreilly:

when someone tries to spill the truth tea but you’re not ready to be scalded

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(via taco-bell-rey)